Everything Happens For a Reason & Anti-Love Poem

18 Aug

Everything Happens For a Reason

Everything happens for a reason.

Nobody said life was easy.

You will be convicted of treason.

Just go along with the season,

Sometimes I feel queasy.

Everything happens for a reason.

Please stop the teasin’,

Because I want you to leave me.

You will be convicted of treason.

Smell the flowers, look at the bees and,

Try to look like you’re busy.

Everything happens for a reason.

Don’t do anything bad or you’ll go to prison.

Try your best not to be sleazy.

You will be convicted of treason.

Stop hugging me, I hate your squeezin’,

You suck the breath out of me, I feel wheezy.

Everything happens for a reason.

You will be convicted of treason.

Anti- Love Poem

If he keeps on treating me like a queen, it’s not worth fighting over.

I’m arguing: there’s no need to make a scene, it’s not worth fighting over.

I know it’s right, but it never felt so wrong.

I’m so jealous of you, I’m turning green. It’s not worth fighting over.

He’s a good guy but I don’t feel anything.

This place is fit especially for a king. It’s not worth fighting over.

This relationship will not work for us.

You are not at all capable of being mean. It’s not worth fighting over.

I’m sorry, but I have to break up with you.

Not everything is exactly as it seems. It’s not worth fighting over.

I’ll find someone new who’s much better than you.

These negative feelings inside me sting; it’s not worth fighting over.

I hope you are happy in the future.

You’ll see that I have no reason to scream— it’s not worth fighting over.

I will quickly ride away on my Harley,

And I will finally be able to sing: “It’s not worth fighting over.”

 

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